And so it was.
De Ja Vous - That strange feeling that you've done something or been somewhere before.......................
With a little trepidation and anxiousness, the pack once again travelled into the deep south along potholed dirt tracks past relics of
Southern Canberras once proud but shady history (AKA the suburbs of Kambah, Tuggers, Calwell etc)
The last time we were here was oh two weeks ago, the ashes from the fire bucket were still warm. The steam was still coming off
of the poo that WEATHERDOG had cheesed down in the childrens playground.
Anyway, PHALLAUS AND VOMITs (P&V) mum would have been proud of the way he set his first Hash. With full military precision
and with orders being issued and strategies being plied P&V set not one but TWO trails.  
The walkers set off at a cracking pace. The judicious use of two ways and halts keeping the pack together. Most of the walkers
built up a sweat under the seven layers of clothes that most of them were wearing. The trail lazyly winding its way around the pond.
The runners were also led on a merry trail around the lake and up the hill at the back of Conder. At least two soft cocks chickened
out when they saw the torches of the frontrunners entering the ionosphere. 
Due to a miscalculation in timings, the walkers had unrestricted access to the chips for a full ten minutes, the repercussions being 
that the runners were left with two empty chip bags which they took turns to lick the flavour off of.
Mention must be made of the hedge shaped like a shipping container which P&V ran us past to liven up the conversation.
SOCCER NEWSFLASH: ENGLAND 1 - ICELAND 2  
Meanwhile back at the venue, the Central African Field Marshall (AKA P&V) has brought an entire regiment to hash and the
PEEPING PERVERT hasn't taken advantage of this fact and failed to offload the dud articles of haberdash onto them!!!
What better circumstances can there be to get rid of those Capital Hash salt and pepper shakers or the size XXXL neon crutchless
running shorts.  
Anyhow, back to the circle: and there were the usual accusations and counter accusations of misdemeaners on trail, GERBILS 
copped a floggin' as usual, SIR LANCE A SLUT trotting off on a falsie, HIDDEN FLAGON bending over and inviting allcomers to
"Take him". Also seen on trail were a wombat and a zombie apocalyse, which is unusual as wombats would normally be
hibernating by now.
There was the usual flurry of post Wallaby sulking and gloating. CENTREFOLD and COUNT HER FEET were wearing the same
trousers again. The hare song this week included a line about sex with a hobbit.
NEWSFLASH: MRS TURKEY SLAP HAS INCREASED THE WORLDS POPULATION BY ONE SLAPPETTE
Both SEXCHANGE and GERBILS twisted their ankles this week, poor dears.
We welcomed: Chris from Hawaii and as tonights token American, also P & V, the PIMP and TURKEY SLAP
GOBBLES was charged for getting lost in his own suburb, CHRIS from Hawaii was charged because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour.
Somehow MEAT TO PLEASE YOU was chosen as the token spastic and then all window lickers were invited to drink.
WXMAN attempted to charge FRIZZY LIZZIE for being either a media tart or a mega slut (who knows what WXMAN is ever trying to say?)
CRASH and BURN actually kept us entertained for 42 seconds with a rendition of "I'm a little tea pot" serenading FRIZZY
All the young dudes (an obvious reference to the 1970s mega band Mott the Hoople) were charged for wearing Robin Hood tights.
FLUMOO was outed for believing that RAMBO was ACTUALLY a gynocologist. (Before he was struck off)
For the second week in a row a gathering of Dwarfs took place in the circle.
WXMAN took the telling of jokes down to a new low standard, however as SEX CHANGE reminded us, it was still a joke.
Awrds: FRB - FLUMOO, BP - GERBILS, LP - C & B, COTW - GOBBLES.
Runaversaries: FRIZZY 249, WXMAN 299, JR 990 and this weeks big one: CENTREFOLD 400 (did you see what i did there?)
BTW, the run scored 2/10. Notes by FRIZZY LIZZIE
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